July 30, 2014

goatcorporation:

I’m still watching this

(Source: epic-vines, via do-you-have-a-flag)

July 30, 2014

Anonymous asked:

“What's the worst sex you've had and why?”

whowasntthere:

You know the sound that ragged nails scraping sloooooooowly down a chalkboard make?

Imagine that sound translated into a feeling whilst fucking.

Use lube, kids.

Lots of lube. Always.

July 30, 2014
cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

A story about this post:
I was playing this game with my cousins  some of which had never played before, and my friends. I told my cousins about this amazing play and how much I laugh every time I see it. Well, we were playing and I got the black card that said “The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened a new interactive exhibit on ___”  So, I’m reading through the white cards and one of my cousins had played “The clitoris” and from the end of the table, where my cousin John had been quietly watching us play, we hear “That sounds like a fun exhibit” and we died. 

cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

A story about this post:

I was playing this game with my cousins  some of which had never played before, and my friends. I told my cousins about this amazing play and how much I laugh every time I see it. Well, we were playing and I got the black card that said “The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened a new interactive exhibit on ___”  So, I’m reading through the white cards and one of my cousins had played “The clitoris” and from the end of the table, where my cousin John had been quietly watching us play, we hear “That sounds like a fun exhibit” and we died. 

(Source: muusudgoi, via rantrittojr)