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April 09, 2018

Yo wassap I haven’t posted in a while bc this is p much as exciting as my life gets right now. I’ve turned into a recluse crazy cat lady.

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April 09, 2018

aliciaaadani:

zelda-fitz-gives-no-shits:

ambris:

As someone who has dealt with depression for years, I can confirm this is incredibly good advice.

just so you know, daniel harmon is an autistic writer, producer, and voice actor. it’s incredibly important that we don’t erase autistic creators; all of this is also important, but erasure is a huge problem and it’s so so vital for autistic kids to see (mentally ill and multifaceted) autistic adult creators and know that’s what they can grow up to be.

This is truly great advice

(Source: lowkeloki, via ruinedchildhood)

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March 10, 2018

dennys:

If your girlfriend’s name is Pam

you should call her Pamcake.

AS A PAM I CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE NICKNAMES

(Source: dennys, via dennys)

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March 10, 2018
dennys: “ZUCCHIKNEE IS A SERIOUS ISSUE PLEASE SEE A DOCTOR OR A COOK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ”

dennys:

ZUCCHIKNEE IS A SERIOUS ISSUE PLEASE SEE A DOCTOR OR A COOK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

(Source: dennys)

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January 30, 2018

blazenite:

thearcalian:

theheartbrokenlibertarian:

fairygodrobot:

fairygodrobot:

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

Shoutout to all the pets with people names. Sup all yall dogs named Dave or Katie and cats named Amy or Michael.

@mostlycatsmostly

Shoutout to all the pets with literary names. Britomart and Matilda and Seuss and Thoreau and Hemingway and Pout Pout Fish. I love all y’all. I see you.

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January 30, 2018

stimmystuffs:

stimmystuffs:

stimmystuffs:

gkdkskskjd im watching kitchen nightmares and gordon has this twink waiter that is CLEARLY like. in love with him (as all twinks are) and he’s just incredibly fucking oblivious. he just complimented him on how “enthusiastic” he is. gordon,

im watching season 17 of hell’s kitchen now and he. he asked nick who the woman he was married to was. nick, the very clearly gay man. gordon ramsay really has NO gaydar huh

kickstarter so I can meet gordon ramsay and let him know when he’s talking to a twink that’s uncontrollably flustered in his presence. example a will be me

(Source: stimman3000, via godtiermeme)

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January 30, 2018
bandicoot88: “I was trying to get a Guardian in the shot when Link’s looking at the location, but I got this instead. Not disappointed! ”

bandicoot88:

I was trying to get a Guardian in the shot when Link’s looking at the location, but I got this instead. Not disappointed!

(via godtiermeme)

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January 30, 2018
  • Me, imagining a scene in my head: beautiful poetic prose that gracefully and artfully describes the scene in vivid detail, giving the reader concise imagery and beautiful wordplay to ruminate on.
  • Me, actually writing: The angry man throwed his chair through the window angrily and bigly. "I'm angry and pissed off." He said because he was mad.